We're Not Afraid.
The last dream you had is now your reality. How are things for you?
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Philip: I would have been dead if it were real.
Daniel: I’d be back in Brennenburg.

Don't forget to walk the dogs
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Philip: Get the hell out.

do youz like Pewdiepie?
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Philip: What in the world is a Pewdiepie?

How do you feel about us coming last in Eurovision? This... might take some explaining for Daniel since he's from the Empire era... xD
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Philip: We did? Fuck.
Daniel: I think I’ll sit out on this conversation.

Oh please, Daniel; I know you're not a child. I said 'along the lines of'. Honestly. I've just been reading some of the psych journals my sister left around the house. They were quite fascinating, really.
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Daniel: What else could you possibly mean then? I’ve had enough beatings.

Hey Pip, what's your favourite kind of movie?
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Philip: Suspense/horror, and occasionally an adventure film.

What was your job before teaching, Philip?
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Philip: Assembly line. Eugh. I wasn’t cut out for that level of manual labour.

Something along the lines of a good spanking.
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Daniel: I am not a child.

Danny, if you're still dealing with guilt, perhaps you should consider some sort of punishment therapy.
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Daniel: What, pray tell, is ‘punishment therapy’?

Hey. Hey Pip. Do you have any advice on how to not die? :*

Philip: I’ve got nothing. I have a really horrible habit of dying.